idfk; shit happening

MY HURR IS SO BIG

So yesterday, Amanda and I went on a HP walking tour in London. Of course, I had stayed up ALL NIGHT taking my hair out (mainly because I can’t just take it out like a normal person, but I have to rest, and get distracted and basically it takes me like 1 week to finish or remove any sort of style dontjudgememovingon), so I had to wash it before I left for the tour in the morning. Was running late, etc, didn’t have time to style, SO I just wore it out . 

I looked like a sun all day. Amanda, being all wrong and stuff, was like “you don’t look like a sun, it looks like a lion, if anything. And lions are better than suns.” Really though, because the sun is responsible for all living life on Earth. Lions couldn’t exist without the sun. So I’m pretty sure the sun wins.

This has been an unimportant rant by Iris.

why am i even talking about this
why am i even talking about this
why am i even talking about this

fucking BALLS. 

6am

comma awake at

all day

stonehenge, ~30 min

bath, ~4 hours

bus, ~6 hours

so much pain

fun 

excitment

so many

pictures

good shots

silly shots

people

knight

My shirt smells like my dinner: Tortellini, garlic, cooked yellow peppers, kale, and onions.

Balls.

FMYLIFE.

I set my alarm to go off at noon. My alarm did not go off, but I woke up at 12:06 so I was like, “okay. At least I woke up.” Then, I was messing with my phone trying to figure out why it didn’t go off when it clearlly had passed 12. 

… I found out my phone somehow fucked itself up so it said the time was 12:08, midnight.

… Furthermore, I open my computer to find out that it says, once again 4:17.
And I’m sitting there like “oh no. Oh no, that’s not right.” Clicking on shit trying to get it to reset.

(UN)LUCKILY, I have timeanddate as my home page.
…My computer wasn’t wrong.
I slept until 4.
Again.
Missed my lecture.
AGAIN. 

adnascentia:

Root-like branches that sprout into the earth from a plant’s stem.

(Source: expl0re-expl0de-repeat)

aeipathy:

continued passion; an unyielding disease.

synonyms: love, esp. unrequited

GRAHHH.

Make it all go away.

All I can do is watch TV and eat.
I don’t even want to hang out anymore;
I just want to sulk in the now stale air of my binges,
to brood outside my room is to streak,
to show exhaustion, weak.
All I can do is watch TV.
And eat.